SCP Application for Membership

Membership
Application

About Joining

The SCP is based in the United States due purely to the fact that I happen to be attending school there. However, we encourage like-minded people to contact us and would be glad to acknowledge particularly creative individuals! If you think you qualify please continue below... and may the Force be with you!

The Application

The SCP discriminates against people who are not very creative and original (or at least effective). Otherwise we welcome everyone. :-)

Statement of Privacy: We will not disclose this information to anyone except ourselves in any form other than as statistical averages and counts. (That is if we ever figure out how to collect it...)

Basic Information:

Name:
Secondary Alias:
Real Name:

Purity Score: (0-100%)
Sketchy Score: (0-???)

Sex:MaleFemaleOther/Non-human

Location Information:

Country of Residence:
Country of Citizenship:
School or Institution:

This institution is a:

Questions:

Are you or have you ever been:
...a member of a Fraternity?
...a member of a Sorority?
...a member of a Co-Ed House?
...a member of a Secret Society?
...a Politician?
...a Lawyer?
...a Fruit or Vegetable?
...a Lawyer?

Do you know which countries do not have extradition treaties with the United States? YES

Have you ever suddenly decided to "visit" any of the aforementioned countries? YES

Are you still in that country? YES

Have you ever had part of your anatomy pierced? YES

Has anyone ever taken a photograph of you in a compromising situation? YES

Has anyone ever taken a photograph of you tied to a table? YES

Have you ever been thrown into snow or water? YES

Have you ever carried a blade longer than your forearm? YES

Do you know the boiling point of Mercury?
What is it?K YES

Have you ever been convicted of a major "crime" involving tax evasion charges? YES

Other Comments:

Why should you be allowed to join? (Kindly limit yourself to 13 words or less.)

What have you done deserving SCP recognition?

Date/Location Number of People Activity Cost 1. 2. C. 4.

The End:

Thank you for your patients! Please click the Send in the Application button below to submit your application! :)
Note! Sending in this Application will reveal your e-mail address to us... <evil cackle>

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